No More Heroes
The name's Travis Touchdown. Buckle up, 'cause this is how my story began.<br><br>It all started the night I was out drinking with some smokin' hot chick at the bar. Before I knew it, I was ranked #11 in the UAA (that's United Assassins Association)--with ten suckers standing in the way of me being #1.<br><br>I've got my trusty beam katana in one hand to take care of the small fries, and the other one ready to hold my girl once I take my place as the best assassin the world's ever seen.<br><br>It's a long way to the top, but this all-American otaku won't stop until he's #1, baby!<br><br><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1420290/extras/a0e38da5de9e3add04167e5443c4acf1.poster.avif?t=1738970229" width=600 height=160 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1420290/extras/a0e38da5de9e3add04167e5443c4acf1.webm?t=1738970229" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/1420290/extras/a0e38da5de9e3add04167e5443c4acf1.mp4?t=1738970229" type="video/mp4"></video></span><br><br>The classic slice-and-dice, nonstop action of <i>No More Heroes</i> has been given the HD makeover it rightfully deserves! Get ready to cut down legions of foes and square off against a cast of rival professional killers just oozing personality as you slash a path to victory. <br><br>But it's not all hack-and-slash insanity! When you're not fighting for your life, you'll do part-time jobs to buy new merch, undergo training to power up for the next ranking battle, and take your tricked-out motorbike for a spin through the streets of Santa Destroy.<h2 class="bb_tag" >Features</h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Burn rubber through the coastal city of Santa Destroy on Travis' motorbike, the Schpeltiger!<br></li><li>Unlock a devastating arsenal of pro-wrestling moves—from Power Bombs to Brain Busters.<br></li><li>Unleash the powerful Dark Side to mow down the competition and show 'em who's boss!<br></li><li>Master a unique combat system that's easy as pie to pick up, but deeper than a deep-dish pizza.</li></ul>
- Developer: Grasshopper Manufacture