Flipper Frenzy

<h2 class="bb_tag" >It's a racing game. With seals</h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >That's the pitch.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >No chosen one.<br>No ancient prophecy.<br>No open world with 400 collectibles.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Just eight extremely determined aquatic potatoes trying to reach the finish line first.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >On land you'll belly flop, bounce, slide, roll, and desperately fight gravity.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >The second you hit water...</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >...you're suddenly a torpedo.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Learning when to swim, slide, jump, bounce, and galumph is the entire game.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >It's surprisingly competitive.</p><h2 class="bb_tag" >Race However You Flop</h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Single Player Cups</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Time Trials with Ghost Replays</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Split-screen couch multiplayer <i>(like the good old days)</i></p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Online multiplayer with matchmaking and Elo rankings</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Public &amp; private lobbies</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Steam invites</p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" >Play seriously.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Play casually.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Or spend twenty minutes trying to convince your friend the physics are &quot;totally fair.&quot;</p><h2 class="bb_tag" >12 Completely (Mostly) Different Tracks</h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >No copy-pasted grass track.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >No &quot;grass track, but now it's snow.&quot;</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Every course is built around its own mechanics, shortcuts, flow, and personality.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Race through:</p><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Haunted amusement parks</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Frozen loop-de-loops</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Tropical islands</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Flooded city streets</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Giant sky tubes</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Foggy coastlines</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Sewer systems</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Icy glaciers</p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" >...and several places that probably violated multiple building codes.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >If two tracks feel the same...</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >I've failed.</p><h2 class="bb_tag" >Build Your Seal</h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >Customize:</p><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Species</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Fur</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Colors</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Markings</p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" >Become:</p><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Majestic</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Terrifying</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Adorable</p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" >...or accidentally make something that looks like radioactive cheese.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >No judgment.</p><h2 class="bb_tag" >Early Access</h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >It's growing.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Every update adds more tracks, polish, features, fixes, and usually one new bug I swear wasn't there yesterday.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Recent updates added Ghost Replays, online matchmaking, Elo rankings, lobby chat, new tracks, visual upgrades, multiplayer improvements, and an unhealthy number of physics tweaks because apparently seals are complicated.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >There's still plenty more to come.</p><h2 class="bb_tag" >No Battle Pass.</h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >No Premium Fish Coins.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >No login streaks.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >No FOMO.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >No popup asking if you'd like to purchase the <strong>Deluxe Ultra Legendary Sardine Bundle™</strong>.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >You buy the game.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >You play the game.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Somehow this became controversial.</p><h2 class="bb_tag" >One Guy Made This</h2><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Programming.</strong> <i>(99% C++ no Blueprints here.)</i></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Art.</strong> <i>(No asset flips. Okay... maybe the occasional splash effect. I'm only human.)</i></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Animation.</strong> <i>(I provide my own premium-grade jank.)</i></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Level Design.</strong></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>UI.</strong> <i>(It's all 3D. I regret nothing.)</i></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Networking.</strong> <i>(Held together with duct tape, optimism, and an unreasonable number of RPCs.)</i></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Lighting.</strong> <i>(I use Lumen. Deal with it.)</i></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Audio.</strong> <i>(I don't make the music. I just mix it.)</i></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Debugging.</strong> <i>(I try.)</i></p><h2 class="bb_tag" >So...</h2><p class="bb_paragraph" >It's a racing game.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >With seals.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >That should be enough.</p>