Capitalist Misadventures

<p class="bb_paragraph" >In Capitalist Misadventures, you start off with a crumbling shack in your grandpa’s backyard and a $100 loan from a very shady lender. Is that all you’ll need to launch your empire and get filthy rich?</p><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Hire and <i>invest</i> in a questionable workforce — from panhandlers and crypto miners to stray cats with ambition.</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Play the stock market... or gamble your fortune in <i>less conventional</i> ways.</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Forge documents, dodge taxes, and do whatever it takes to stay ahead. Ethics are optional.</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Customize your company! Grow your tiny shack into a ridiculous corporate powerhouse with more money than morals.</p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" >Featuring <strong>jaw-droppingly realistic</strong> graphics, get a taste of what it's like to be a ruthless, exploitative entrepreneur in this game that scored a perfect 10 according to my grandma, Gigi.</p>