DFP: Disappear From Polizia
<p class="bb_paragraph" >Your grandma’s been kidnapped, and you'll do whatever it takes to pay her ransom.<br><i>Disappear From Polizia</i> is the only rogue-like police checkpoint simulator where you smuggle absurd items and face off against even more absurd cops. You play as a driver—but your real weapon is your wit: one wrong answer and your Suspicion Level shoots up. Hit the limit, and it’s jail time.</p><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Save Your Granny</strong><br>Earn enough to pay the ransom and bring your beloved nonna safely back home.<br><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/54c560a97d7c4f08512e3138c7e165d4.poster.avif?t=1760198781" width=600 height=170 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/54c560a97d7c4f08512e3138c7e165d4.webm?t=1760198781" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/54c560a97d7c4f08512e3138c7e165d4.mp4?t=1760198781" type="video/mp4"></video></span></p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Watch That Suspicion Level</strong><br>Your answers are judged in real time: if they sound off, contradictory, or just too weird, the meter fills up. When it’s full— you’re busted.<br><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/e3c4e4c2fda82dd4ce3ac84ec32c4a14.poster.avif?t=1760198781" width=600 height=170 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/e3c4e4c2fda82dd4ce3ac84ec32c4a14.webm?t=1760198781" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/e3c4e4c2fda82dd4ce3ac84ec32c4a14.mp4?t=1760198781" type="video/mp4"></video></span></p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" >Between flashing lights and sirens, you’ll plan your strategy by combining bizarre contraband (from a <i>Disassembled Missile</i> to a <i>Pool Full of Eels</i>) with oddball upgrades like the <i>Sus-Comb</i>. Every decision shapes your game: new rules, new suspicions, and new chances to create utterly bizarre stories.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/242de855436bad0aa26b1e67679364a4.poster.avif?t=1760198781" width=600 height=170 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/242de855436bad0aa26b1e67679364a4.webm?t=1760198781" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/242de855436bad0aa26b1e67679364a4.mp4?t=1760198781" type="video/mp4"></video></span></p><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Merchant & Ridiculous Cargo</strong><br>Accept insane delivery jobs that multiply your profits and buy twisted gadgets that bend the rules in your favor, lowering Suspicion.<br><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/c701ced56f2b9ab07271d07e7595e2db.poster.avif?t=1760198781" width=600 height=170 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/c701ced56f2b9ab07271d07e7595e2db.webm?t=1760198781" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/c701ced56f2b9ab07271d07e7595e2db.mp4?t=1760198781" type="video/mp4"></video></span></p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Procedurally Generated Checkpoints</strong><br>Country roads, highway tolls, alpine passes—the checkpoints change every run, enhanced by unique micro-events and unexpected twists.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/b160fb1efedca699a69a41cc31cb1f4a.poster.avif?t=1760198781" width=600 height=170 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/b160fb1efedca699a69a41cc31cb1f4a.webm?t=1760198781" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/b160fb1efedca699a69a41cc31cb1f4a.mp4?t=1760198781" type="video/mp4"></video></span></p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" >No two runs are ever the same, and things only get weirder the farther you go—naked cyber-ninjas crowd your trunk, snakes slither inside bras, chocolate busts of forgotten dictators melt in the passenger seat. Even your shadow might forsake you… literally.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Every cop you meet is generated in real time with AI prompts that shape their attitude, personality, and quirks. Can you read the situation, improvise, and make it through?</p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/03e1d74fdff0cb928c62da9f93899408.poster.avif?t=1760198781" width=600 height=170 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/03e1d74fdff0cb928c62da9f93899408.webm?t=1760198781" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/03e1d74fdff0cb928c62da9f93899408.mp4?t=1760198781" type="video/mp4"></video></span></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Features</strong></p><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >30 smuggling missions, each more insane than the last</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >40+ upgrades that bend interactions in unpredictable ways</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >20 cops, each with their own personality and weak spots</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >10 locations: from desert to space, and from mountains to the ocean floor<br><strong></strong></p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Turn on the headlights, pick your cargo… and try to <i>Disappear from Polizia</i>.</strong></p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong><span class="bb_img_ctn"><video class="bb_img" autoplay muted loop playsinline poster="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/3216542ca27ce79eadedb643ad6fc11d.poster.avif?t=1760198781" width=600 height=170 ><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/3216542ca27ce79eadedb643ad6fc11d.webm?t=1760198781" type="video/webm; codecs=vp9"><source src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3888830/extras/3216542ca27ce79eadedb643ad6fc11d.mp4?t=1760198781" type="video/mp4"></video></span></strong></p>