Moaning Moron of the Mountain

<p class="bb_paragraph" >Story:<br>You received a love letter from an anonymous admirer, and you must meet them at the top of the local mountain. However, be warned: a mysterious man is roaming the area locally dubbed the &quot;Moaning Moron of the Mountain&quot;.</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Mechanics:<br> Duck into the bushes to elude the Moron. Navigate the mountain as the sun sets with your flashlight. Scare off the so-called &quot;Moron&quot; with your college-level textbook. <br><br>Get to the top of the mountain and reach your romantic interest, but don't get caught by the &quot;Moaning Moron of the Mountain&quot;!</p>