Friendsmob

SimulatorStrategyIndie

<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/c0285b1a72cbbe2b4dd1ffc21f2081cd.avif?t=1766518046" width=1047 height=539 /><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/e4243c0817e4eef84e9eace265b8754d.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=123 /></h2>In a world where billionaires have literally run out of numbers to count their wealth (they just use infinity symbols now), the ultra-wealthy created The Excess Index - a 91-day competition where winning means owning the most ridiculous collection of EVERYTHING that exists.Started by a drunk bet at a yacht party where someone claimed they owned "more kinds of people than Pokemon," this social trading phenomenon has evolved into the ultimate satirical capitalism simulator. Here, YOU become the morally bankrupt billionaire you always mocked, collecting humans like trading cards and exploiting their productivity for profit.<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/df811151b45d9a8a467114894113a8ab.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=123 />BUY other players as "pets" from the dynamic marketplace - they're surprisingly okay with it! EXPLOIT their productivity through work assignments - maximum efficiency, minimum empathy! TRADE humans like stocks - insider trading is not just legal, it's encouraged! PROFIT from your portfolio of people - watch those numbers go up! COMPETE in 91-day seasons - climb the rankings and prove your worth! WIN bragging rights as the most excessive collector - because what else matters?<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/331026b6d91a17711ad315c4cc611439.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=80 /><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/8d9e6a1ca21f24252f78f2e8f245722e.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=233 /><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Buy and sell real players in a dynamic, player-driven economy</li><li>Smart market mechanics </li><li>Price history tracking and market trends</li><li>Trade humans like cryptocurrency, but with more moral bankruptcy</li></ul><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/feedb0369dc5e0719c1577b105e4e8e7.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=216 /><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Work System: Generate passive income while you sleep when other players assign YOU work as their pet - truly passive exploitation!</li><li>Trading Profits: Every time someone buys one of YOUR pets, you profit big - watch your portfolio generate wealth with every transaction!</li><li>Buying Wars: Engage in addictive buying competitions where escalation is the only strategy</li><li>Market Flipping: Buy low, sell high, create artificial scarcity - it's capitalism 101!</li><li>Passive Appreciation: Your pets increase in value just by existing - like real estate but with people!<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/e3a6dced73ef5110d283bf99e6258c96.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=201 /></li></ul><ul class="bb_ul"><li>370+ All-Time Badges: Permanent progression that never resets</li><li>230+ Seasonal Badges: Fresh challenges every 91-day season</li><li>25+ Ranking Categories: Multiple ways to prove you're the worst/best</li><li>Trophy Display System: Show off your moral flexibility to others</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/66f78d7f092935a7cb5dc773808b2f3f.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=191 /></h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Value Through Connection: Your worth increases when others interact with you - networking is literally power!</li><li>Mutual Exploitation: Raise each other's values in a beautiful circle of capitalism</li><li>Community Driven Economy: Every player affects the market, every interaction matters</li><li>Social Trading Strategy: Know who to buy, when to sell, and who to befriend for maximum profit</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/3e5c29b0e7a05ca8e58ef5458409c20b.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=235 /></h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>91-Day Seasons: Fresh start every season with new opportunities to dominate</li><li>Daily Tasks: Complete objectives for rewards and progression</li><li>Weekly Tasks: Bigger challenges for bigger rewards</li><li>Weekly Rankings: Compete across multiple ranking categories that reset weekly</li><li>Multiple Winners: Excel in different areas - there's more than one way to win!</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/12851a210ea85c07fdefd326e0afbbd2.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=216 /></h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Dynamic Pricing Algorithm: Every trade affects the market in real-time</li><li>Buying Escalation System: Watch prices skyrocket as players fight over prime pets</li><li>Profit Notifications: Get that dopamine hit every time someone buys your pet</li><li>Market Timing Strategy: Know when to hold and when to dump your human assets</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/9dc81c7e564988dbbb987bc772c9b8dc.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=209 /></h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Play Anywhere: Seamless progression across iOS, Android, Web, and Steam</li><li>Adaptive Interface: Experience optimized layouts for each platform - landscape for desktop, portrait for mobile</li><li>Server-Based Persistence: Every action is instantly saved on our servers - your empire is always secure</li><li>Universal Access: Start on your phone, continue on PC, check in via web - same game, same account</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/4c95646b87a3435c50cd8b4218e62010.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=77 /></h2><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/e34f1dc9bb1ca1a290b911e4e0526a08.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=217 /><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Complete daily tasks for rewards and progression</li><li>Collect work income from your human portfolio</li><li>Check market for undervalued humans to acquire</li><li>Monitor your weekly ranking positions<img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/9ce47807d1c16c1a9b7543acde1aa104.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=202 /></li></ul><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Analyze market trends to maximize trading profits</li><li>Time your purchases before buying wars escalate</li><li>Plan your seasonal collection strategy</li><li>Build your network of valuable connections</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/a5e24e2395aab29e85a3164e9f0669af.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=166 /></h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Compete in 25+ different ranking categories</li><li>Weekly and seasonal leaderboards</li><li>Multiple winners each season across categories</li><li>Exclusive rewards for top performers</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/bab4a47bac37c5b61c29cda8aa21c529.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=144 /></h2>SIDE EFFECTS OF PLAYING FRIENDSMOB MAY INCLUDE:<ul class="bb_ul"><li>Uncontrollable urge to monetize everything</li><li>Speaking exclusively in corporate buzzwords</li><li>Inability to see humans as anything but resources</li><li>Sudden understanding of trickle-down economics (still won't work)</li><li>Compulsive checking of meaningless metrics</li><li>Dreams about hostile takeovers</li><li>Explaining to friends why exploitation is "just optimal resource allocation"</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/447b8f9e49497e53495146aac5480c7c.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=190 /></h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>Dark humor about capitalism</li><li>Satirical representations of corporate culture</li><li>Morally questionable decision making (it's just a game!)</li><li>Addictive number-go-up mechanics</li><li>Social features that may result in actual friendships (sorry)</li><li>No actual humans are harmed in the making of your empire</li></ul><h2 class="bb_tag" ><img class="bb_img" src="https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/3798970/extras/c6f403cdf182f869d9093692b4a09c75.avif?t=1766518046" width=1080 height=186 /></h2>Stop pretending you have ethics and embrace your inner oligarch! In Friendsmob: The Excess Index, exploitation isn't just encouraged - it's the entire point. Build your empire of human capital, compete with thousands of other morally flexible players, and discover why the house always wins (spoiler: you ARE the house).The pyramid scheme finally paid off. Time to climb to the top!Remember: In Friendsmob, you're not just playing a game - you're disrupting the disruption of conventional gaming paradigms through innovative human resource acquisition strategies synergistically leveraging social dynamics for maximum stakeholder value!Terms and conditions apply but no one reads those.

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