Dust Bunny Simulator

<h2 class="bb_tag" >You are a dust bunny.</h2>Not a hero. Not a chosen one. A clump of fluff under someone's couch — pushed around by drafts, footsteps, cats, and the occasional human sneeze.<br><br>You don't control where you go. <strong>That's the whole joke.</strong> You just... accumulate. Lint by lint, you grow — from a barely-visible speck into a majestic, couch-dominating <strong>Dust Monster</strong>.<h2 class="bb_tag" >The one rule: survive the Roomba 🤖</h2>Every few minutes the robot vacuum rolls out on patrol. Get caught in the open and — <i>shhhhk</i> — it's the dustbin for you. Hide under the couch, or slam the panic button and <strong>grab onto the floor</strong> to ride out the danger.<h2 class="bb_tag" >Grow big enough, and you win 👑</h2>Reach maximum size and the Roomba starts fearing <strong>you</strong>. Become the <strong>King Under the Couch</strong>.<h2 class="bb_tag" >Features</h2><ul class="bb_ul"><li>🐰 <strong>Passive idle</strong> — you watch, the world shoves<br></li><li>🤖 <strong>One robotic nemesis</strong> on patrol<br></li><li>📈 <strong>7 sizes</strong> of dust glory, from speck to monster<br></li><li>🏆 <strong>12 Steam achievements</strong><br></li><li>🌍 <strong>8 languages at launch — EN, UK, DE, FR, ES, PL, JA, ZH<br></strong></li><li>☕ <strong>~35 minutes</strong> of cozy absurdity per run</li></ul>Minimal stakes. Maximum fluff.