Chief Bubble Officer

<p class="bb_paragraph" ><strong>Job Posting</strong><i>Job Title</i><br>Chief Bubble Officer (Reporting Specialist)</p><p class="bb_paragraph" ><i>Responsibilities</i></p><ul class="bb_ul"><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Use numbers to tell a story;</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Make the business look successful;</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Create evidence that profits once existed;</p></li><li><p class="bb_paragraph" >Reframe short-term difficulties as long-term opportunities.</p></li></ul><p class="bb_paragraph" >As long as the reports look prosperous enough, the company can’t go under!</p><p class="bb_paragraph" >Believe in yourself—you’re the perfect candidate for Chief Bubble Officer!</p>

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