Garchaster's Cornblade

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

• Director: Kasper Meltedhair
• Cast: Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Donald Farmer, Brewce Longo, Andy Heck Boyd, Carrie Phillips, Matt Minter, X Menzak